Lum & Abner: Classic Small-Town Comedy

Writing Letter of Apology to Squire: A Guilty Conscience and a Barn Door Parable

Originally Aired: June 25, 1935
In Lum & Abner #137, “Writing Letter of Apology to Squire,” guilt looms large in Pine Ridge after Squire Skimp's unexpected injury at the Planetarium. As the town buzzes with concern, Lum wrestles with remorse, prompting him and Abner to compose a heartfelt letter of apology—despite Abner's confusion over old sayings like “locking the barn door after the horse is stolen.” Misunderstandings multiply, even as the duo earnestly tries to do right. Meanwhile, Squire lies in bed, dramatically milking his injury while Doc Miller remains baffled by the lack of physical damage. Packed with comedic banter and surprising empathy, this episode shines with character and classic rural wit.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), with supporting voices including Doc Miller and Squire Skimp
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Theater Attracting Big Crowds: Free Shows, Squire’s Farewell, and a Shocking Ending

Originally Aired: June 24, 1935
In Lum & Abner #136, “Theater Attracting Big Crowds,” Pine Ridge flocks to the reopened Planetarium after Squire Skimp’s theater is shut down by Lum’s justice court ruling. With the competition gone, Lum and Abner find themselves doing brisk business and dream of offering free shows for children. Amid the bustle of ticket sales and hometown chatter, Squire unexpectedly arrives at the theater. Instead of causing trouble, he surprises everyone with an olive branch—and even pays for his own ticket. But just as he appears reformed, disaster strikes inside the theater, leaving Squire gravely injured. The episode ends with a dramatic turn that casts doubt on Squire's transformation and leaves listeners stunned.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), with supporting voices including Cedric Wehunt, Grandpappy Spears, Dick Huddleston, and Squire Skimp
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Squire Is Tried in Lum's Court: Justice, Romance, and Small-Town Pressure

Originally Aired: June 21, 1935
In Lum & Abner #135, “Squire Is Tried in Lum's Court,” justice takes center stage in Pine Ridge as Squire Skimp faces trial for illegally running a theater on the second floor of a building—against town ordinance. With Lum presiding as Justice of the Peace, the courtroom drama is complicated by personal stakes: Squire manipulates Evelina into threatening Lum’s relationship if he doesn’t drop the charges. Torn between duty and love, Lum must weigh legal fairness against his own happiness. Despite the emotional turmoil, he ultimately rules by the book, fining Squire $50 and ordering the Hippodrome closed. A powerful episode filled with legal tension, romantic manipulation, and moral clarity.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston, Grandpappy Spears, Squire Skimp, and Evelina
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Squire Is Upset Over Warrant

Originally Aired: June 20, 1935
In Lum & Abner #134, “Squire Is Upset Over Warrant,” tensions in Pine Ridge flare after Squire Skimp is served a warrant for violating an ordinance by running a theater on the second floor of a building. With Squire's Hippodrome now shuttered, Lum and Abner find themselves with a monopoly—and a big problem. As they promote David Copperfield at their own picture house, Lum remains uneasy about how things unfolded. Meanwhile, Squire explodes in fury, storming into the Jot 'Em Down Store to accuse Lum of abusing his office and threatening retaliation if the court rules against him. The episode builds toward a courtroom confrontation, raising questions about ethics, law, and small-town politics, all laced with the series’ signature backwoods humor.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of Cedric, Squire Skimp

Grandpap & Dick Demand Squire's Arrest: Laws, Loyalties, and Fire Hazards

Originally Aired: June 19, 1935
In Lum & Abner #133, “Grandpap & Dick Demand Squire's Arrest,” the heat rises in Pine Ridge—not just from the summer air, but from rising tensions over Squire Skimp’s new theater. Although Squire is breaking an old city ordinance by running a theater on a second floor, Lum hesitates to shut it down, worried the townsfolk will accuse him of abusing his office to quash competition. Abner, Grandpap, and Dick Huddleston aren't having it. They demand Lum act before a tragedy occurs, warning that Squire's overcrowded, single-staircase theater is a firetrap. Faced with the threat of being ousted and the moral weight of public safety, Lum finally agrees to issue the warrant. The episode balances satire, ethics, and public duty with the show's classic rural humor.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of Grandpap Spears, Dick Huddleston, and Squire Skimp

Lum Won’t Arrest Squire: A Legal Loophole and a Moral Crossroad

Originally Aired: June 18, 1935
In Lum & Abner #132, “Lum Won’t Arrest Squire,” the tension thickens in Pine Ridge as Lum faces a moral dilemma. Despite uncovering an old ordinance that would allow him to shut down Squire Skimp’s theater for being on the second floor, Lum hesitates—questioning whether it’s right to weaponize the law purely for business gain. Meanwhile, Grandpappy Spears, recently fired from Squire’s show despite a promised contract, seeks justice and urges Lum to act. With Abner pressing for retaliation and the town watching closely, Lum’s conscience becomes the battleground. But when Grandpappy demands action as a citizen, Lum’s hands are tied—he must serve the warrant, even if it means going against his better judgment. This episode delivers sharp character insight and a clever look at frontier justice.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Grandpappy Spears and Squire Skimp
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Squire Is Breaking the Law: Contracts, Competition, and a Legal Loophole

Originally Aired: June 17, 1935
In Lum & Abner #131, “Squire Is Breaking the Law,” the Pine Ridge picture show war escalates as Squire Skimp pulls another fast one—firing Grandpappy Spears despite a supposed three-month contract and hiring a band to lure crowds to his theater. Lum and Abner, struggling to turn a profit after giving away a free matinee, are fed up with Squire’s underhanded tactics. But when Squire tries to pay them only five cents per patron in a dubious overflow deal, Lum decides enough is enough. In a twist of legal ingenuity, he digs into an old statute that might just shut Squire down for good—revealing it's illegal to operate a theater above the ground floor. A masterstroke of homespun justice unfolds as the boys move from business rivals to amateur law enforcers in this sharp, funny episode of small-town scheming and redemption.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Squire Skimp and Grandpappy Spears
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Ladies Uplift League Will Boycott Show: Squire's Sabotage Exposed

Originally Aired: June 14, 1935
In Lum & Abner #130, “Ladies Uplift League Will Boycott Show,” opening day chaos strikes as the Pine Ridge Planetarium’s much-anticipated free matinee is abruptly canceled. The Ladies Uplift League storms in with a resolution banning the film “The Texas Kid,” claiming it’s unfit for the town’s youth. Lum and Abner are heartbroken—especially after seeing the disappointment on the children’s faces. But when the dust settles, it’s revealed that Squire Skimp is behind the boycott, using the League to sabotage their opening in favor of his own theater. With the truth exposed and the League furious at being manipulated, the boycott is lifted, and Squire’s opening night plans crumble when his film reel fails to arrive. Lum and Abner reclaim their spotlight with a second chance at opening Pine Ridge’s first movie theater.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Sister Simpson, Dick Huddleston, and Squire Skimp
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Squire Spreads Rumors About Matinee: A Dirty Trick Before Opening Day

Originally Aired: June 13, 1935
In Lum & Abner #129, “Squire Spreads Rumors About Matinee,” opening day tensions erupt as Pine Ridge’s two rival movie houses prepare for their grand debuts. Lum and Abner scramble to outmaneuver Squire Skimp by hosting a Friday matinee, earning the title of the town’s first picture show. But as the duo bumbles through last-minute preparations—complete with Abner mistakenly painting over the box office window—Squire counters with his signature brand of underhanded sabotage. Enlisting the Ladies Uplift League, he spreads a whisper campaign accusing the matinee’s Western film of corrupting the youth. With his snide concern for “firearms education,” Squire aims to shut down the competition before it even begins. Will Pine Ridge’s moral gatekeepers fall for his ruse, or will Lum and Abner pull off their big premiere?
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston, Squire Skimp, and Grandpappy Spears
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Advertising Free Matinee for Children: Sneak Previews and Squire’s Rival Showdown

Originally Aired: June 12, 1935
In Lum & Abner #128, “Advertising Free Matinee for Children,” Lum and Abner prepare for the grand opening of their new Pine Ridge Planetarium theater, but their excitement is quickly dampened when Squire Skimp undercuts them—again—by opening his show a day earlier. As Abner becomes obsessed with watching The Texas Kid repeatedly (even hollering directions to the screen), Dick Huddleston suggests a clever workaround: host a secret preview matinee for children on Friday afternoon, just ahead of Squire’s premiere. The plan? Let the kids in free, build buzz, and outmaneuver their rival without tipping him off. Packed with projector malfunctions, synchronized sound struggles, and plot recaps shouted from the booth, this episode is a perfect blend of small-town scheming and comedic charm.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Dick Huddleston and Squire Skimp
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