Lum & Abner: Classic Small-Town Comedy

Squire Wants a Third Interest in the Store

Originally Aired: August 14, 1935
In Lum & Abner #173, "Squire Wants a Third Interest in the Store,"
Lum and Abner eagerly await the completion of their ambitious new business venture: a store on wheels being built by local blacksmith Caleb Weehunt. The massive mobile store, measuring fourteen feet wide and twenty-four feet long, has the whole town buzzing with excitement. When Lum stops by Abner's house, where Grandpappy Spears is visiting, he brings letters from listeners across the country submitting names for their traveling grocery store contest. Grandpappy expresses concerns about the vehicle's enormous size, warning it will take up the whole road and cause complaints, but Lum and Abner remain enthusiastic. They even discuss making another party line announcement to remind folks to send in their contest entries.
The partners' excitement is momentarily interrupted when Squire Skimp arrives with news. He mentions visiting the blacksmith shop to inspect their new store and acknowledges it's a good idea if properly handled. The conversation shifts to another venture—a silver mine—and Squire begins to reveal he's received a letter from a man named Worthington, setting up what promises to be an interesting proposition.

Preparing to Build Rolling Grocery Store

Originally Aired: August 12, 1935
In Lum & Abner #171, "Preparing to Build Rolling Grocery Store," Lum and Abner forge ahead with their ambitious new business venture after losing their beloved Jot 'Em Down Store to Snake Hogan. Unable to raise the money to buy back their original establishment, the partners devise an innovative solution: they'll build a complete general store on the chassis of Abner's twelve-cylinder automobile, creating Pine Ridge's first rolling grocery that will make house-to-house calls. Lum arrives at Abner's home with exciting news that he's struck a deal with Caleb Weehunt to construct the mobile store by trading away the sedan body for the new storefront structure.
As the partners review Caleb's blueprints, the practical challenges of their unconventional enterprise become apparent. Abner struggles to understand the plans, raising concerns about rain protection and questioning why customers must enter through the back door. Lum explains the layout will mirror their old store, complete with shelves, a refrigerator, and even a peaked roof with shingles and a stove pipe. With three hundred and fifty dollars to stock their merchandise, the optimistic duo believes they've stumbled upon the best business idea yet.

Snake Hogan Won’t Sell the Jot ’em Down Store

Originally Aired: August 9, 1935
In Lum & Abner #170, "Snake Hogan Won't Sell the Jot 'em Down Store," Abner has squandered the entire $2,000 he received from selling the Jot 'em Down Store, with nothing left but a troublesome secondhand automobile. Having hit rock bottom, he and Lum decide to pool their meager resources and return to their partnership in the store business. They approach Snake Hogan, who now owns their former establishment, and he agrees to sell it back for $1,500 with a thousand dollars down payment.
The problem is money. Lum has only $350 from his commissions selling shares in Squire's silver mine, and Abner is completely broke. Abner spends a frustrating day at the county seat trying to sell his twelve-cylinder automobile, hoping to raise the remaining cash, but no one will make him an offer. Dick Huddleston suggests they try trading the car directly to Snake as part of the down payment. With renewed hope, Lum telephones Snake to propose this new arrangement, but when honesty gets the better of him and he admits they simply cannot raise the cash any other way, the deal appears to hang in the balance.

Lum & Abner Tired of High Society

Originally Aired: August 8, 1935
In Lum & Abner #169, "Lum & Abner Tired of High Society," the citizens of Pine Ridge are wrestling with newfound wealth and mounting suspicions. Abner has sold his Jot 'Em Down store for $2,000 and is living the high life with a secondhand automobile and chauffeur, parading around town as his version of a socialite. Meanwhile, Cedric Wehunt visits Lum seeking information about the Great Western Sterling Silver Company, in which he and other townspeople have invested their hard-earned money. Cedric is confused about dividends and concerned about getting his cash back, while Lum tries to explain that no profits will come until they actually start mining silver.
The situation takes a darker turn when Dick Diggs arrives with troubling news. He's investigated the mysterious Mr. Worthington, who recently offered a million dollars for the silver mine, and discovered that the license plates on Worthington's car were stolen. Dick warns Lum that something suspicious is afoot and urges him to stop selling stock to friends who are mortgaging their homes to invest, lest they lose everything they have.

Who Are Dixie-Belle & Mary-Jane

Originally Aired: August 7, 1935
In Lum & Abner #168, "Who Are Dixie-Belle & Mary-Jane," trouble is brewing in Pine Ridge as Abner's sudden transformation into a high-society big spender takes a potentially scandalous turn. After selling his store for $2,000, Abner has been tearing around town in a big secondhand automobile with a chauffeur, gambling on horse races, and living it up at nightclubs. Now his worried wife Elizabeth calls Lum at Dick Huddleston's store with disturbing news: Abner has been calling out the names "Dixie-Belle" and "Mary-Jane" in his sleep. Could the former country storekeeper actually be involved with other women?
Lum tries to reassure Elizabeth that it's probably just Abner's unconscious mind at work, but he and Dick agree to have a serious talk with their friend about his reckless behavior. However, when Abner breezes into the store full of energy and immediately phones Grandpappy Spears to invite him on a trip to see "Dixie-Belle and Mary-Jane," Lum and Dick are left stunned. The evidence seems damning, and Lum can hardly believe what he's hearing.

Dick Huddleston Skeptical About Silver Mine

Originally Aired: August 6, 1935
In Lum & Abner #167, "Dick Huddleston Skeptical About Silver Mine," excitement over the silver mine reaches a fever pitch in Pine Ridge after a supposed wealthy mine operator named Mr. Worthington offers Squire a million dollars for the property. With the offer rejected, citizens are mortgaging their farms and selling off possessions to buy more stock, and Lum is making a fortune in commissions. However, Dick Huddleston remains unconvinced about the legitimacy of the whole operation and decides to do some investigating of his own.
Dick notices suspicious details about the mysterious Mr. Worthington, including contradictions in his story and the fact that he supposedly drove from Arizona with Oklahoma license plates on his car. Despite Dick's warnings and observations, Lum remains blissfully confident in the mine's prospects, having already invested three hundred dollars of his own money. When Dick finally convinces Lum to at least put his commission check in the bank instead of buying more stock, it marks a small victory for caution in a town caught up in mining fever.

Abner Becomes the Biggest Society Man of All

Originally Aired: August 5, 1935
In Lum & Abner #166, “Abner Becomes the Biggest Society Man of All,” Pine Ridge is buzzing after Abner returns from the county seat determined to live the high-society life. Armed with a big automobile, a chauffeur named Adolf, and a wardrobe of flashy new suits, Abner plunges headfirst into late-night parties, nightclub outings, dancing, and extravagant spending. His friends—including Lum, Dick Huddleston, and Grandpap—are stunned at how completely “society” has gone to Abner’s head, especially after they had once struggled just to get him interested in social life at all. As Abner plans yet another all-night celebration complete with dancing, swimming, breakfast, golf, and horse races, the folks of Pine Ridge begin wondering how long he can keep up the wild pace. Meanwhile, rumors swirl about a supposedly valuable silver mine investment being pushed by Squire Skimp, adding another layer of small-town speculation and comic skepticism to the story.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), supporting voices including Dick Huddleston and Grandpap Speers
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The Real Reason Abner Disappeared

Originally Aired: August 2, 1935
In Lum & Abner #165, “The Real Reason Abner Disappeared,” Pine Ridge is buzzing with worry after Abner vanishes without a trace. Rumors swirl that Squire Skimp and Snake Hogan may have had a hand in his disappearance—especially after forcing him to sell the Jot ’Em Down Store for $2,000. Elizabeth blames herself, fearing her recent obsession with high society drove Abner away for good. Meanwhile, Squire promotes his latest silver mine scheme, claiming a wealthy Arizona millionaire, Mr. Worthington, is arriving to buy out the operation—sending stockholders into a frenzy. Just as tensions peak and suspicions mount, a luxurious automobile rolls into town… and out steps none other than Abner himself, dressed to the nines and fully embracing the very society life he once resisted. This episode delivers a perfect blend of mystery, satire, small-town gossip, and an unexpected comedic twist.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), supporting voices including Squire Skimp, Snake Hogan, Grandpap, Elizabeth, and Dick Huddleston
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Abner Has Not Been Seen at All

Originally Aired: August 1, 1935
In Lum & Abner #164, “Abner Has Not Been Seen at All,” tension grips Pine Ridge after Abner mysteriously disappears following a heated confrontation with Squire Skimp and Snake Hogan. After selling the Jot ’Em Down Store for $2,000, Abner refused to reinvest the money into Squire’s dubious silver mine scheme—thwarting what appears to have been a calculated swindle. When Squire and Snake forcibly drive Abner away for a “private talk,” he vanishes overnight. Lum and Dick Huddleston grow increasingly suspicious, fearing foul play in the mountains outside town. As accusations fly and the sheriff is nearly summoned, Squire hastily revises his story. With sharp dialogue, rural intrigue, and rising suspense, this episode blends comedy with genuine small-town drama—leaving listeners wondering what truly happened to Abner in the hills of Pine Ridge.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), supporting voices including Dick Huddleston, Squire Skimp, and Snake Hogan
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Abner Sells the Jot 'Em Down Store to Snake Hogan

Originally Aired: July 31, 1935
In Lum & Abner #163, “Abner Sells the Jot 'Em Down Store,” Pine Ridge is thrown into uproar after Abner unexpectedly sells the Jot 'Em Down Store to none other than Snake Hogan—for a whopping $2,000 in cash. But the real shock comes afterward: the sale was part of a secret scheme cooked up by Squire Skimp, who hoped Abner would immediately reinvest the money into his dubious silver mine. When Abner refuses, things spiral quickly. Elizabeth sides with Squire, Snake Hogan gets threatening, and Lum fears for his friend’s safety. The episode ends on a tense note with Snake and Squire abducting Abner to "talk business," suggesting their bluff may turn into real danger. This installment blends sharp backroom plotting with Abner’s surprising new ambitions to become a Pine Ridge society man, all while maintaining the show’s trademark humor.
Cast:Chester Lauck (Lum Edwards), Norris Goff (Abner Peabody), voices of supporting characters including Squire Skimp, Snake Hogan, Elizabeth Peabody, Dick Huddleston
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